do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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