Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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