names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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