I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
false alarm. still invincible.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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