At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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