he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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