FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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