what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
