so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
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Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
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Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
How does one acquire holy water?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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