i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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