She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
high people should be assigned attendants
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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