I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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