found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Randomize
