I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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