I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
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he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
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i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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