love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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