Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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