How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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