I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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