If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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