he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
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Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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