I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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