she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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