Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Let's paint friendship bongs
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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