I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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