"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
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That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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