New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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