I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
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My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
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