and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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