Soap is not a condiment
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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