Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
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We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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