Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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