GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
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I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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