i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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