i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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