Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
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The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
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I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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