you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
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Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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