But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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