So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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