someone owes me an orgasm
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
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Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
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I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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