what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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