Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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