Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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