how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I am spending my child support on dildos
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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