Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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