How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
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