when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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