I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
i came on her dog
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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