That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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