Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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