I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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