hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
