Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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