I got chris browned last night
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
