Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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