Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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