despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
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I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
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If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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